You say you’re sorry? Fuck sorry. You’re not one bit sorry for ruining my life. You just want me to be happy? HA YOU WANT ME HAPPY? HAPPY IS 20 BOTTLES OF CHIVAS. HAPPY IS PHUTURE. HAPPY IS ANYTHING BUT A FUCKING CURFEW. No, I hate you. I fcuking hate you right now. No pressure? No expectations? HA, FUCK THAT BULLCRAP. Thanks for not being a supportive parent. FUCKKITY FUCK FUCK...
Tokio Hotel, Automatic There’s no real love...
I think I found a flower in a field of weeds. I...
DO EPIC SHIT YOZ.
I made dinner today! I can fry stuff now besides an egg. :D
The really crappy thing, the very worst part of...
The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes and let it go when we can. The very worst part is that the minute you think you’re past it, it starts all over again and always, every time, it takes your breath away.
There are five stages of grief.
They look different on all of us, but there are always five. Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.
According to Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, when we're...
We let go. We let go and move into acceptance.
do whatever the hell you want to, life is fucked up as it already is.
You: hello i'm harry potter
Stranger: My name is Tom.
Stranger: Tom... Riddle!
Stranger: *Pulls of wand* AVADAKEDAVRA!
Stranger: Yay! You're dead!
You: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS
You: YOU CANT DO EVIL NOW!
You: OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH
Stranger: *Calls to another room* Lucius, be a dear and kill him for me?
Stranger: LUCIUS! GET IN HERE DAMMIT!
Stranger: Lucius: I'm scared...
You: LUCIUS'S MINE NOW (:
Stranger: *Starts crying*
You: I feel mean
You: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
You: bunnies appear*
You: BUNNIES WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER!
Stranger: *Snape walks up* Hey, Harry! ...Bother.
Stranger: Wait... Harry doesn't perform Unforgivable Curses...
Stranger: You're an imposter!
You: OH NO.
You: I'm actually...
You: dun dun dun dunnnnnnn
You: EDWARD CULLEN
You: AND I SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: *Beats with sticks*
You: CUE CHEESY MUSIC
You: OH NO YOU DONT!
You: I AM A FAST FAST VAMPIRE1
Stranger: *Grabs a phone* Hey, Bella! Why don't you see a movie with me tonight?
Stranger: You will?
Stranger: Awesome. *Hangs up*
Stranger: Time to go kill yourself, shiny boy.
You: NVM I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED ALICE
You: Bella's for the screen only, baby
Stranger: Well, Alice is high maintenance.
You: OH BUT SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
You: AND BEST OF IT ALL
You: SHE SHINESSSSSSSSS
You: LIKE MEEEEEE
You: OH THE GLITTER!
Stranger: You judge people by the glitzyness of their skin?!
You: ARREST ME!
Stranger: I don't have to.
Stranger: *Picks up phone again* Hey Jasper? Get Jacob. Party over here!
Stranger: *Grins* See ya mate.
You: DO YOU WISH FOR DEATH MUDBLOOD!
Stranger: NOT AT ALL
You: I ROARRRRRR
Stranger: BASED ON YOUR LIFE, DEATH IS AWEFUL!
You: OH NO IT ISNT!
You: DONT BE JEALOUS CAUSE I GET TO SHINE
You: AND WEAR FANCY TUTUS
You: shimmer shimmer bling bling bling
You: WANNA WEAR A TUTU
You: I'VE GOT A PAINK ONE TO SPARE!
You: IT'S OH SO PWEETY
You: YOU GET TO SHINE LIKE ME!
Stranger: And make mud pies???
Stranger: There must be mud pies.
You: MUD PIES ARENT MMUD PIES UNLESS THEY SHINEEEE
You: SHINY MUD PIES AND TUTUS!
You: *throws shiny confetti*
500 Days of Summer
Tom: Did you ever even have a boyfriend?
Summer: Of course.
Tom: What happened, why didn’t they work out?
Summer: What always happens? Life.
There's plenty of fish in the sea,
but those aren’t fish. They’re guppies.
People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants...
My fingers smell of the King of fruits.
Lady GaGa, Bad Romance You & me could write a...
I want your loving & I want your revenge You & me could write a bad romance I want your loving All your love is revenge You & me could write a bad romance
Yeah the bad boys are always catching my eye, I...
To me, everyone is fucking beautiful.
indiefigment: Even the ugliest of all. I find beauty underneath it all.
IN YOUR FACE MANU. HA!
Awesome game last night. Simply brilliant. Liverpool was truly magnificent! <3 I must say, it’s been eons since I last watch L’pool play though. Lost interest for a bit. I can still remember what a fanatic I was 2 seasons back, caught every single match. Guess things are more fun with my manu pals back then, squabbling over the clubs, players and games. Watching soccer with guys...
A levels jitters have not gotten to me yet. Ho hum waitingggggg.