May 2010
May 30th
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Listen3Oh!3, My First Kiss (ft. Ke$ha)
May 29th
May 28th
1 tag
oh gawd.
Me: NO DAMNIT I'M NOT DRINKING THAT SHIT.
Mommy: YOU BETTER.
Me: I'M NOT EATING THOSE DEAD SEAHORSES.
Mommy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT IDIOT, YOU JUST DRINK THE SOUP. NOW, DRINK IT!
Me: *scurries away*
Mommy: COME BACK AND FINISH THIS!
Me: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
May 28th
Me: MOMMY-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-
Mommy: DIE ALREADY LA.
May 28th
YESSSS TO MEGAN FOX FOR PIRATES 4! YES YES YES!
Megan is mulling over a number of big movie offers including another sci fi franchise and a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean. She would play a mermaid who charms Captain Jack but she has a dark motive. Megan has always loved Johnny and is desperate to work with him
May 28th
& the question remains.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
May 27th
OOOO 2 YEAR OLD SMOKER. →
May 26th
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May 26th
You wait because you can’t see any other person...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
omfg i swear this is the last straw.
I’M SELLING HIM. THAT’S IT. I’M FUCKING SELLING WHISKY. He had muthafuckin semen all over the couch again! ^%!#%@#%#
May 25th
I don't know if you're worth missing.
May 25th
It's not gonna work.
No matter how you see it.
May 25th
Sheldon: But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a possibility.
Howard: That's a bazinga right?
Sheldon: One of my best, don't you think?
May 25th
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
K: Can I skip school tomorrow? I have no lessons.
Daddy: Do you think it's right to do that?
Me: Totally. I vote for!
Daddy: *yells damn muthacheebings angrily* DON'T YOU DARE FOLLOW YOUR SISTER!
Me: *very meekly* Peace. Just saying...
May 24th
This is for the girls who don't always win. The...
freakalert: delacroix:biteme13:annesaidwhat: (via thisiswheretherichkidscometodie)
May 23rd
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& i miss you in a thousand ways will i ever see you again
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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WatchWatch
dementes: lifeisfinite: Super Sexy CPR  heh. relevant
May 23rd
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"Nobody makes love. That's gay. Fuck me like you...
fuckanddestroy: -Jesse
May 23rd
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May 23rd
May 23rd
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May 22nd
Look what the wind blew in...
Came home with a Macbook for K and an iMac for the family. Apple revolution babeh! Mommy and I are still waiting for the 4th generation itouch which is taking painfully slow to release. The camera rumors had better be true. D: Speaking of cameras, my Lumix FH22 isn’t here yet. ):
May 22nd
An addition of 2 dwarf hamsters to the family.
K got them for her birthday. I think I want a kitten. No micro pigs for sale, sad. ):
May 22nd
May 21st
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May 21st
“Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.”
– Noah Puckerman
May 21st
“He’s cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.”
– Kurt Hummel
May 21st
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May 20th
I personally love the professional sleeper job. →
May 19th
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