j'adore ♥ mademoiselle superficiel


we are all superficial bitches, honey, don't you deny it. xoxo

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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xthelycanx:

uknova:

nessaanne92:

or until you hear the terrifying things they say at 3am…

or the emotional and deep things at 2 am

… Or know the reason why they didn’t go to bed at 1am.

xthelycanx:

uknova:

nessaanne92:

or until you hear the terrifying things they say at 3am…


or the emotional and deep things at 2 am

… Or know the reason why they didn’t go to bed at 1am.

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Carbs and proteins anyone? (at Hatched)

Carbs and proteins anyone? (at Hatched)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via chilandian)

Leaving and making me cry only. #soemotionaltonight (at Parkview Square)

Leaving and making me cry only. #soemotionaltonight (at Parkview Square)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via alpacawaifu)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

My personal favourite that i’d like to add to the list:

- veiny bang stick

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