j'adore ♥ mademoiselle superficiel

we are all superficial bitches, honey, don't you deny it. xoxo

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
  • operator: 911, what is your emergency
  • me: i'm ugly

you know those potatoes called smiles? I’m eating some now and every time I eat them I feel like they are staring me down like “you boiled us in hot oil and that really hurt and now you’re eating us but thats okay we forgive you” 

(Source: doujinsushi, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)